iiphides submitted:
Found in a pop up while I was trying to watch something.
Plus bingo cards! The gal on the left is the green board, while the right is purple.
Wow are those extremely awful (with @eschergirls anatomy on the left one, to boot!), I’d say your scores are very lenient.
Sorry to do a rare bingo correction, but those two are SO over the top physically impossible and ultrasexualized I think they deserve cards as fully crossed out as possible:
![image](https://66.media.tumblr.com/18c2f6ccc9c6612cbc516b43a2101a9a/tumblr_inline_p26pxevrUr1r2b92e_540.png)
(Also, I’m using the most recent bingo card design (1.2), we grew quite tired of the “No underwear” square and discussions on what it means).
![image](https://66.media.tumblr.com/ca2374713458102e060a102c7e5f7fcb/tumblr_inline_p26q0vBbrS1r2b92e_540.gif)
Okay, so the left one, with her “Hot Chick With a Sword” aesthetic has a pretense of being a warrior. What the other one’s supposed to be, aside from, well…
![image](https://66.media.tumblr.com/7b99e29c6c4b3a27090cf4eff9c72036/tumblr_inline_p26qefrqrg1r2b92e_540.png)
…a sorceress? …a cleric? …a double sided tape commercial cleverly disguised as a burlesque strip tease?
~Ozzie
This game’s apparently supposed to be a “Greek Mythology Browser Game.” I don’t think it’s physically possible to squint hard enough to make that come across in any way.
Also, is it just me, or do those 2 ladies look like they were made for 2 different art styles? Not to mention, this “promotional material” is orders of magnitude more shameless about the sexy girls than any other art on their website.
![image](https://66.media.tumblr.com/b0a0cbc994f0eb845b2309ddc26d48e9/tumblr_inline_p26qvttdTt1rvk9tm_540.png)
Although the “clothes” are still as confusing, so… at least that’s consistent??
-Icy
edit: Readers informed us that art in that web art is stolen. Surprising no-one, game with porny marketing is an asset stealer.