Epic NPC Man’s experiences as a witness to female player characters being subjected to literal bikinis as armor continue. At least a male PC actually also can wear it and feel empowered

Too bad such non-binary presentation is easily read a joke at a dude’s expense. BABD supports people of all genders right to wear any kind of clothing they find empowering or liberating, provided it doesn’t get them killed or lead to public indecency charges

There’s also one episode demonstrating how weird it is that skimpy armor somehow does magically deflect damage… Though it’s just an instance of an overly long gag that probably would work all the same if cut in half:

Or better yet, in a comic form.

~Ozzie

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Let’s take a closer look at Sylvanas Windrunner, Queen of the Forsaken, as revealed in official Heroes of the Storm art. First though, to address one issue: 

mitulita​​ replied to your photo: “For the people who rushed to tell us we should never doubt Blizzard’s…”:

The Sylvanas design is not new, though. It has been exactly like this in World of Warcraft for years. They are just repeating an old mistake there…

Which still totally proves our point that Blizzard is NOT trying to improve. They had a perfect opportunity to update the design and did basically nothing.

While her official model for some reason wears a thong over nice pants, lots of popular Sylvanas fanart depicts her as pantless and Blizzard seem to be pretty okay with that.

~Ozzie

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Since Blizzard fandom still seems to think that “You shouldn’t criticize this outfit used in Heroes of the Storm, because it originates from another game!”, we thought it’s time to bring back this HotS Sylvanas bingo. Along with the commentary that just because something existed in an older franchise from the same company, it doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be redesigned and improved

Like… how does rhetoric make even the slightest bit of sense? 

Bad, sexist design is just that, no matter how well established it is.

If Quiet somehow reappeared in a future MGS game, still dressed in a handkerchief bikini and torn tights, would you really expect us to stop making Breathing Through Her Skin jokes?

~Ozzie

So besides the fact that Blizzard has redesigned a lot of their characters over the years, promising to improve on a problematic aspect of your game, and then blatantly recycling those same old aspects, that’s not improvement. That’s the kind of behavior that gets you ridiculed by us.

-Icy

Apparently at some stage Valve was pitched these amazing designs by Drew Wolf and considered adding female variations of the Team Fortress 2 characters. For some reason failed to recognize how awesome this would be.

A shame because many of these would have really elevated the standards of video games and perhaps inspired certain other titles to work harder.

– wincenworks