whereismywizardhat submitted:

If you were wondering what Konami has been doing with all those video game IPs since setting their games department on fire, here we are.

This is what Konami is subjecting their staff to Orwellian conditions in order to protect? Wait! EROTIC VIOLENCE is actually it’s tagline!? For a PACHINKO MACHINE!?

That’s it! I’m leaving! I’m going somewhere nicer.

– wincenworks