bikiniarmorbattledamage:

Speaking of the legality of various nipples… I feel there should be some sort of law against trying to use poorly shaped metal pasties as “no nipple, no problem” armor.

I mean seriously, there is no way those are going to provide any protection in the slightest – they’re actually probably going to increase the harm done.

Pasties should decorative – and if you’re going to have pasties you should pretty them up! Make them sparkly! Put on some tassels!  Like these bad boys!

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If you’re going to be ridiculous, at least be the entertaining kind – not the sympathy pain and cringe inducing kind.

– wincenworks

Most topical throwback we could think of for this week: female-presenting nipple pasties against male-presenting nipple pasties.
Apologies in advance if this post never shows up on you guys’s dashboards because it gets flagged by the dumb Tumblr bot.

While definitely the most hilarious part of the currently happening Tumblrocalypse is how badly it’s executed, the second funniest part must be the arbitrary rules of what constitutes “adult content”, specifically the instantly meme-able “female-presenting nipples” part.

~Ozzie