@cinammonbunny submitted:

i was just trying to watch adventure time and this banner ad happened. i mean, ignore for a second that she’s about to get gored by that thing behind her thanks to the designers’ choice of her attire her choice of attire, but who detached her arm from her body and why is it made of putty

Amazingly this game seems to have set applying awkward double standards as a higher priority than selling a game.  I mean, there’s the usual boob window bait:

But then every class has this set up where there’s a man pose and a lady pose, apparently just to make sure you don’t get confused.  But really, I think it’s best summed up with this promo wallpaper:

– wincenworks