shattered-earth:

*dfab cis thin busty pale skin women

it really is an awful outfit, but i’m pretty sure 98% of the guys complaining about new FF guy outfit ”is not the skimpiness it’s just ugly~” didn’t complain about lightning’s awful outfit (and the other one too) (and 90% of these)

Perfect response to the Sexy Final Fantasy Dude controversy is perfect.

We can always count on shattered-earth’s humor to be on-point! 🙂

Also big thanks to her for juxtaposing the infamous design with how female version of that character would actually look.
We’ve seen a concerning amount of responses which claim that somehow this paragon of conventionally attractive masculine form is so effeminate that he’s practically a girl… Because showing a lot of skin and having pretty hair is inherently feminine, I suppose?
Gamer dudebros sure like stretching to validate their sexually confused rage.

~Ozzie

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