I’ve seen a lot of battle bikinis while running this blog, but some ribbons holding up a metal crotch plate is a new one on me.

Of course when I saw it I couldn’t think of anything else but the bingo!

Just another example of impressively bad “armor” that avoids scoring a single bingo just by chance (and lack of better info about her heels).

The ribbon-held metal panties are impressive feat of… uh… creativity, too bad we don’t know if they form a g-string in the back.