Frankly, this is still more sensible answer to “why is Zelda not a Legend of Zelda protagonist?” question than the last time Nintendo publicly tried to explain it.
Just another case of when a parody manages to be less nonsensical than reality.
~Ozzie
Speaking of Zelda… Remember that time a Smosh sketch was less ridiculous than the way Nintendo explains why the princess can’t be a protagonist of the games named after her?
Yeah.
~Ozzie