Wait, what? What even kind of game is this? What are those options? Let’s see a bingo pad for this one.
It seems that for the most part, Pocket Three Kingdoms doesn’t even bother to provide a wide enough shot to assess the characters via female armor bingo – it does however take the odd step of suggesting that their skimpy outfits empower the player… not the characters.
How they empower you through bathing is… well anyone’s guess and somehow still vastly less creepy than that Tumblr banner.