pleaseiosaurus:

So this ad popped up on my phone while I was playing Trump Dump (don’t judge), and honestly it’s great for so many reasons:

  • nipple armor
  • side bangs (for extra battlefield visibility!!!)
  • carpet shoulder thing
  • perfect nail polish
  • also fingers that look like carrot sticks
  • the guy in the back who’s so done with this shit

Tagging @bikiniarmorbattledamage since this might be relevant to them.

Get ready for the ride that never ends? Let’s talk about Clash of Kings, not to be confused with another title by the same studio:

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Based off screenshots they’re actually fairly different games.. just um, apparently boobplate is the best way to promote games where you play as men, games where you play as women… and Chinese New Year?

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They love this concept that they even use it for random Facebook posts:

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She must be really important to the gameplay right?

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Apparently the game’s player base is primarily in China but also gets heavily promoted in Korea, where they even get live action ads with real life models. (Again, screenshot right up above)  Also, since I may have hurt myself head desking, I just had to share this titbit from AllKPop:

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Very rugged and tough warrior…

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And yet somehow… they have much worse promo images:

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And how is such a product that promotes not just with ridiculous boob gear but also with blatantly stolen imagery received by the folks at Facebook? With scorn? With reluctant tolerance? No! It’s the 2015 Facebook Game of the Year!

Previously featured Nords: Heroes of the North was a runner up!

In summary…

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– wincenworks

“Find the difference”, huh?

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What do I win?

~Ozzie

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