Chandra Nalaar’s costume never ceases to amaze us in how unapologetically it ignores even the most basic things about how armor (or any material involved in making it) works.

Let’s once again list all the nonsense here that goes beyond the usual sexualized armor tropes:

• bared thighs which contradict armoring all the other body parts
• skin-tight chainmail that also includes mail turtleneck
• boobplate somehow placed on top of said spandex chainmail
• loincloth that conveniently never flies up to display her crotch… and doesn’t catch on fire

~Ozzie