So this ad popped up for a game called Dragon Bane Elite while I was playing Temple Run and I just had to bingo it. I mean, look at it! It’s got metal bits that are going to stab her if she leans over, that one pauldron that’s just kind of awkwardly sitting on her shoulder with no visible means of keeping there, the helmet that she can’t possibly see out of…
I gave it a question mark on the head protection because she does technically have a helmet, but I’m not sure how protective it actually is if she can’t see out of it. The question mark for side-boob is because I’m not sure if there’s enough to justify giving it a full X.
I’d count “No breast support” too, cause there’s no way she can move an inch without a boob spilling out of this thing.