answersfromvanaheim:

I checked Steam today, as I do every day, and saw this.

Wat.

What is this woman not wearing, I think is the better question.

This is one for @bikiniarmorbattledamage

I assume the full question is “Are you strong enough to survive a single sword fight in this ridiculous costume?”

The answer is always no.

And here’s how female NPCs apparently dress in the game:

~Ozzie