Recently came across the blog Bikini Armor Battle Damage and saw their Female Armor Bingo card, and naturally I immediately started on this.

Ashelin’s outfit isn’t as atrocious as some of the others on that blog, but still. Absolutely ridiculous.

For any non-Jak fans in the audience, the male Krimzon Guard armor looks like this:

Oh hey, lookie! Even more cartoony, ‘kid-friendly’* games incorporate bingo-worthy outfits for female characters. Just in case any of you thought bikini armors were for pubescent boys or older… Nope.


edit: *Apparently this particular installment of the game is aimed at teens.

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