fucknosexistcostumes:

Ezio [x] [x]
The Assassin’s Brotherhood could use a feminine touch. Be this century’s deadliest and sexiest assassin in our women’s Ezio costume.

It’s no secret that original Assassin’s Creed costume is in no way practical or realistic wear for sneakily killing people, it was designed mainly to be eye-catching and memorable to the player…

Of course we can always count on Halloween costume sellers to come up with a way to sex-up such iconic look, just in case any woman dared to think she can get a game-accurate version of those clothes without having to sew them herself.

Sadly, that’s still more female-inclusive than the games themselves.

~Ozzie