bikiniarmorbattledamage:

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Bikini armor is level 40, therefore my bare stomach in impenetrable. Your argument is invalid.

~Ozzie

Everyone knows “A wizard did it!” has been the explanation for female armor in fantasy video games since 1989.

– wincenworks

It remains kind of amazing to me that while fashion, music, slang, video games and pretty much every aspect of culture continually shifts and evolves (to be made fun of ten years later) – bikini armor somehow remains a constant despite the decades of people pointing out it’s obvious flaws.

– wincenworks