The things people have said to try to defend the absurd depiction of Samus Aran in the new Smash Bros are too special even for Rhetoric Bingo.
I also note that none of them ever seem to advocate for any of the many possible options available for a Mario redesign. I mean, if there is a demand for Samus running around in her undies then clearly there is a demand for Mario in his (NSFW).
– wincenworks
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