astragoblin submitted:
A glossy boobs-n-butt item, courtesy of Google Play offering “Heroes of Galaxy” by Sevenga.com.
Come for the Thrilling Battle! Stay for the after-show, featuring gymnastics, superglue fashion, and the famous CLOTHES DEVOURING DISLOCATED BUTT TRICK.
Eight months later there’s almost no sign that sevenga.com ever sold this game or any game like it! It’s amazing!
How do we get other publishers to realize that the market doesn’t need yet another generic game marketed with battle thongs and costumes that defy all reason?
– wincenworks