A game where you’re playing as a knight whose armor was stolen. For this reason, he has to wear armor he made from random shit he had to scavenge for.
The makeshift armor happens to be made from armored shoulder pads, boots, gloves, a strip of cloth that barely covers his nipples, and some leather that ends up being a codpiece that accentuates his nether region.
Every enemy is a one hit kill, so he has to rely on distance attacking by MacGuyver-ing some spells and long-range weapons from other random shit.
So the my question is:
How do we get a major publisher like say… Square Enix… to option this?