Maybe someday all of my dreams will come true and we can have Duke Nukem
Forever Extreme Slapfight Beach Volleyball Edition full of equally
objectified jiggling bikini girls and rippling Venice Beach musclemen.
Until then, I’m not gonna hold it against anyone if they aren’t
particularly sold on the idea of Capture the Babe.
This is why we do Sexy Male Armor Fridays, people. Cause otherwise dudebros aren’t willing to say “Yeah, I can see people complaining about this.”