A frighteningly accurate excerpt from Cracked’s The Evolution of Fictional Characters by Medium

This reminds me of something, but I can’t quite put my finger on what… Hmmm

Frankly, I’d say the penultimate image should give her boots with way taller and less comfortable heels than that. Then again, this comic came out in 2010, FOUR YEARS before the Samus rocket high heels.

Now, we’re well into 2015 and it still stays topical.
It’s a sad world where the parodies are so accurate they might as well prophetize the future of franchises.

~Ozzie