And now, without further ado – some of the highest and lowest moments for 2014… relating to ridiculous female armor:
Best
- Female Armor Bingo goes viral
- Magic Meat Week debutes
- After a shaking start, Bioware joins the noble cause of ridiculing bikini armor and boobplates
- shattered-earth made her brilliant satirical guide to female character design
Worst
- The Lead Animator at Larian Studios declares we must “Save the boob plate” because he begrudges doing his job
- Super Smash Bros diminishes legendary space bounty hunter Samus Aran and forces her to wear the ugliest heels ever
- Cia/Shia
- shattered-earth’s design was apparently mistaken for an actual guide by some people
So where ever you are and who ever you are, we wish you a safe and prosperous new year. May 2015 bring you everything you dream of… unless that’s more bikini armor in mainstream titles.
– wincenworks