When a group of friends including women gears up for a LARP-style fantasy game, chances of bikini armor jokes ensuing arise. Thankfully, in this case it’s at the armor’s expense, not the women’s.
~Ozzie
Actual breastplate for the battlefield, chainmail bikini for the bedroom (with precautions against damage). Puce (the fairy) knows what I’m saying, don’cha?

-Icy