There is no reason to design jet shoes as 4-inch heels.
There is no reason to design jet shoes as 4-inch heels.
There is no reason to design jet shoes as 4-inch heels.
- There is NO REASON to design jet shoes as 4-inch heels.
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THERE IS NO REASON TO DESIGN JET SHOES AS 4-INCH HEELS.
Think for a moment before you jump in to argue that the heels are justified with the fire launchers inside.
Cause you’re making yourself look silly. Sillier than a 6’3’’ space bounty hunter running around in sky-high heels; and that’s saying something.
Those shoes could literally look like whatever and still serve the same function for the gameplay!
Also: their color scheme clashes awfully with the rest of zero suit.
~Ozzie
Also, briefly, let’s consider the visual language of the Metroid franchise and particularly the character Samus prior to the ugly heels event.
This is a jetpack (x):
These are space jump boots (x):
This is a missile attack (x):
These are the “Jet boots” (x):
One of these things is not like the other,
One of these things just doesn’t belong!
– wincenworks
edit: a reader left some commentary worth sharing:
sianea replied to your post: Repeat after me, kids:
Not to mention that those ain’t even boots, it looks like just attached heels. There’s nothing there that suggests to me that those are full shoes and not just some bits strapped onto her suit like some sort of bizarre addition.
