Tag: boobs

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@sunfishfusions submitted (and Ozzie bingo’d):

Super new to Tumblr and my first time submitting anything but I felt like this is something that belongs on this blog (sorry if it’s already been shared)

I was trying to stream some cartoons online and these were the ads on the sidebar. I love how they put the male characters right next to the female ones for ease of comparison. 

Their homepage didn’t really make me feel any better about their character design…

I don’t know about those women, but I really woudn’t want to “come to the defense of Eremos!” without something that might actually… oh… I don’t know…

PROTECT ME FROM LITERALLY ANYTHING.

I think you got those the same way I found Dragon Knigh(t) ads. It’s kinda impressive how many bingo squares can a cropped image score, given the design is generic/awful enough.

Well at least they’re competent enough to promise us “a fantasy realm”, not “fierce battles”. These ladies’ clothes surely can exist only in the realm of fantasy.

~Ozzie

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Let’s revisit  Stormfall’s weird-hood-and-fetish-gear lady with a bingo, shall we?

The utter laziness of this design (and Stormfall in general) is still stunning.

No full bingo row, because thankfully we’re spared the look at her backside.

~Ozzie

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Let’s revisit  Stormfall’s weird-hood-and-fetish-gear lady with a bingo, shall we?

The utter laziness of this design (and Stormfall in general) is still stunning.

No full bingo row, because thankfully we’re spared the look at her backside.

~Ozzie

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Thought R. Mika’s new outfit might need a bingo treatment. All I could think about while filling this sheet was “how the hell does that stay on?!” This costume + flying kicks = does not compute!

Thanks to syoyo for providing us with images of her from all the angles!

~Ozzie

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Since eschergirls​ recently concluded the caption contest on this monstrosity of a cover, I finally remembered to attempt a Female Armor Bingo on Ember’s, uh, outfit. 

And WOW, is that a texbook example of bingo breaker. Simultaneous sideboob, underboob and boob window alone make it spectacularly… creative. 
I also put a question sign on a few squares mainly by the virtue of the pure WTF-ness. Like… a tiny bit of her stomach gets to be covered, while the sides of her underbelly are as important to show as boobs, apparently.
Speaking of boobs, despite very obvious focus of the design on them, I couldn’t cross out boobplate either.

And yes, she actually wears that very weird type of wedge heels with a hole through them. It’s painful to look up anything regarding Ember, considering how impossible it is to take seriously the art and design of that comic.

~Ozzie

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ladygekko submitted:

Why does that elf have shoulder pads on her upper arms? And how does that ring work? Can you imagine how ridiculously difficult this outfit would be to put on?

Source: IPhone game called Wakfu Raiders. It’s actually quite well drawn, if you don’t count that most female characters are shrink-wrapped into their clothes.

The panda characters’ clothing actually looks really good, and the movement in the drawing has lots of energy!

Oh Wakfu… you rascally franchise who’s supposed to be trying to market itself to people twelve years and older… please stop creeping me out and please hire new marketing people.  More of this:

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Less this:

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Like seriously, it’s obvious that you guys are using design templates. Please just use the ones with less creepy sexualization of female characters.

– wincenworks