The hilarious front line in the tragic war against ridiculous female armor
See it says “All New X-Men” but this is honestly the most 90s comic cover I’ve seen since… well the nineties. The saddest part being that if we assume the cover girl is in fact, Goblin Queen… she is both far better dressed and yet somehow less impressive than her original incarnation:
Maybe in another thirty-three years we can get an incarnation that is both majestic and has a viable costume.
– wincenworks
@infinitoaster submitted:
Apparently girls don’t have skeletons. Only boobs and butts.
The differences between genders is pretty bad for almost all the classes for this game, but this one was by far the worst.(From this game: http://www.dofus-touch.com/en)
Amazingly even though the male skeletonSram’s Shadow (presumably) has no genitalia to conceal, he still gets bigger and comfortable pants than the female generic sexy witchSram’s Shadow.
I wish I could be surprised that this comes from that this comes from the creators of Wakfu and that they well… chose this as a promotional image:
Even before we consider the “touch” aspect, that’s some serious @eschergirls anatomy she’s got going on there.
– wincenworks
This @eschergirls post made me seek out what’s up with art in that Zombicide expansion… Let’s agree the search wasn’t fruitless.
What do random physics-defying golden bikini boob-and-butt posing supermodels with viking-like names have to do with a tabletop game about zombie apocalypse is anyone’s guess.
~Ozzie
PS: Before someone types out “there’s an empowered dude in the set!” as a response, take note how Konrad’s body is not displayed in the same manner as Undraal’s and Arbwal’s. He’s basically over-accesorrized Conan (and also another Nord character with Pict blue tattoos, because screw research!).
So the upcoming Satyxis Gunslingers are apparently primarily to remind us that evil is sexy, see how they compare to the other female units being released in the same period.
I’ve marked nothing like male equivalent since well, Cryx’s male gunsligers are spectral wraiths in robes, it’s just extra that they don’t even compare with the other army units they’re releasing.
– wincenworks
@the-hittite submitted:
Magic: The Gathering’s Commander decks are going to be released soon, and as usual with Magic, the women commanders are something of a mixed bag. Presented here without comment. If you want to learn more about these characters and the stories behind them check here.
Bonus male empowerment:
Sadly, while taken as a whole Magic is a major mixed bag, it’s pretty clear from a casual examination of their site shows which side of the fence the marketing crew is on:
Sigh.
– wincenworks