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legend of the cryptids card game E versions
@bikiniarmorbattledamage please help
A bingo is the best help I could provide… and wow, that’s an impressive score. The worst one Legend of the Cryptids got so far… and they scored A LOT on multiple occasions.
~Ozzie
Legend of the Cryptids, a regular subject of our bingos and staple among the worst projects we keep revisiting, apparently involves characters from Les Misérables, you know, the classic historical novel.
You can fight fantasy character cards with vaguely-steampunk (and/or cyberpunk?) versions of Valjean, Javert or… Fantine, including her (hypersexualized) ascended soul!
Nothing says “fighting monsters sexily” quite as much as a desperate woman suffering and dying due to the socio-economics of 19th century Paris!
Bingoed at @michiferangst‘s request. Thank you for bringing this to our attention!
~Ozzie
lightlaurein submitted (and Ozzie bingo’d):
Doing it right and then doing it very, very wrong. This game… All done by different artists for the same game, but the majority of the characters/cards are definitely on the lesser side of having clothing.
I’m on mobile so I can’t fill out a bingo card, but I’m pretty sure I’d probably get a bingo, or 5 ways to bingo with one more space. I mean, you have the metal thong, magic metal bikini…
In our experience, Legend of the Cryptids for every one decently armored woman usually delivers a ton of painfully generic ones in armor bikinis. Hell, they can’t even do a dude in sexy armor without ruining it with female boobs and butts all around him.
It’s pretty amazing they felt the need to actually make the word “seductive” a part of Leona’s name, to be sure you don’t confuse her with, say, a guardian angel. As we all know, bikini armor so totally informs us that a character is a skilled seductress and no-one else within the same franchise could possibly have the same dress code.
That game is a treasure trove of “creative” sexualized lady design.
~Ozzie
lightlaurein submitted (and Ozzie bingo’d):
Doing it right and then doing it very, very wrong. This game… All done by different artists for the same game, but the majority of the characters/cards are definitely on the lesser side of having clothing.
I’m on mobile so I can’t fill out a bingo card, but I’m pretty sure I’d probably get a bingo, or 5 ways to bingo with one more space. I mean, you have the metal thong, magic metal bikini…
In our experience, Legend of the Cryptids for every one decently armored woman usually delivers a ton of painfully generic ones in armor bikinis. Hell, they can’t even do a dude in sexy armor without ruining it with female boobs and butts all around him.
It’s pretty amazing they felt the need to actually make the word “seductive” a part of Leona’s name, to be sure you don’t confuse her with, say, a guardian angel. As we all know, bikini armor so totally informs us that a character is a skilled seductress and no-one else within the same franchise could possibly have the same dress code.
That game is a treasure trove of “creative” sexualized lady design.
~Ozzie
According to the fluff Perth/Pacina was in frozen expanses and “embodied the wisdom of an ancient civilization”. I’m thinking it’s no mystery why that civilization came to an end.
-wincenworks
