Here’s a Question:

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

senator-awesomesause:

If female character costume designers for video games and superheroes like the female form (and boobs in particular) so much, why is that they’re always putting them in harm’s way?

That’s a very good question, actually. Somehow fictional boobs and butts are precious enough to show them off whenever possible, but not precious enough to preserve?

~Ozzie

When asking that question last year I forgot the obvious answer: supple boob and butt flesh is impervious to damage and decay. No matter how hurt and decomposed the rest of the fictional female body is, the curvy parts will always stay perfectly preserved.

StopSkeleboob2k16

~Ozzie