The hilarious front line in the tragic war against ridiculous female armor
Oh look, another game that decided to advertise itself with web banners portraying generically pretty pale ladies with overemphasized cleavages next to guys covered in ridiculously bulky and ornate fully-covering armor! How ORIGINAL!
20 points to Hogwarts house of whoever manages to explain how on earth do the blue dress lady’s boobs don’t spill out.
~Ozzie
PS: Also, what’s wrong with purple dress one’s hand?
Seems like League of Angels 2′s marketing strategy is “Shoot our own foot by presenting in multiple examples just how devoid of any creative thought our game is. You’re welcome.”
If that wasn’t enough proof of creative bankruptcy, their homepage is literally playing the Game of Thrones theme on loop.
Yes, they’re SO unimaginative, they don’t care about an inevitable lawsuit from a big media corporation. Not the first time we’ve seen such mentality.
I’m curious what the Chinese ad says.
Until someone proves me wrong, I’m gonna assume it translates roughly to “Pale, Thin, Generically Sexy Lady in Bikini Armor: The Game”.
~Ozzie
edit: thanks to @sunnyzhp22 and @cla-w for the translation:
「女神聯盟」
Goddess Alliance
「快來收集性感女神」
Come and collect those sexy goddesses!!
Well that’s both underwhelming and exactly what I’d expect from LoA. As if turning women into collectibles wasn’t a sleazy idea already, they’re also are not even offering any variety of those angel/goddess characters. Isn’t the point of collecting to have different items with something in common?
~Ozzie
This is the closest those sidebar ads ever got to sexy male armor standard.
Hell, we can even see the Oni’s underpants! Now give both of those gentlemen sultry poses and flirty expressions and we’re be on good way for male empowerment.
I wanted to congratulate ASTA for not going with the trite “sex sells” advertising, but of course that’s what I found upon further googling:
By no way the worst we’ve seen and there are better female designs the game is promoted with, so let’s be cautiously optimistic?
~Ozzie
This is the closest those sidebar ads ever got to sexy male armor standard.
Hell, we can even see the Oni’s underpants! Now give both of those gentlemen sultry poses and flirty expressions and we’re be on good way for male empowerment.
I wanted to congratulate ASTA for not going with the trite “sex sells” advertising, but of course that’s what I found upon further googling:
By no way the worst we’ve seen and there are better female designs the game is promoted with, so let’s be cautiously optimistic?
~Ozzie
