eschergirls:

loverofmythology:

i get these ads while i’m playing a tamagachi-type game about cthulhu.

CTHULHU

I wonder what would be fitting to say… Boobthulhu? Cthulboobs? Cthbooblhu?

Joan of Arc looks like she’s not going to be very effective if she has to fight one handed to have one arm supporting her breasts at all times :

Nothing is ever more baffling than the combination of plates of armor and a leotard so flimsy you can see her navel through it… particularly since this game gives the standard mixed message of being unable to decide if it’s about fighting or fapping.

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It really says a lot about their assumptions and the relative success of the industry that this is their game they promote out of their line-up…

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Oh well, at least Casual Warrior will be a nice non-sexualized game right…

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This is why we can’t have nice things.

– wincenworks

@frostythekitten submitted:

It’s about shopping and making the town great with your awesome deals and moneymaking skills, yet…..they gotta appeal to male viewers!!
*cringes*

Gotta appeal to male viewers who have specific desires and hence want to see fantasy women in ridiculous outfits, often covering up one eye with hair and/or baring their midriff.   This seriously looks more like it’s someone’s idea for a dating sim than a shop simulator/manager game.

Among other concerns, this makes me worry that someone is going to make a Fantasy World Dating Sim and it’s going to get all kinds of negative reviews from confused people who thought it was a dungeon crawlers, shop manager, tactical strategy or pretty much any sort of game other than a dating sim.

– wincenworks