League of Angels 2 is very determined to keep their armor design strictly in the “Elaborately generic metal lingerie” category. So determined to never do anything even remotely original they can’t even score a proper bingo this time.
~Ozzie
@whiteraven13 submitted
So this ad popped up for a game called Dragon Bane Elite while I was playing Temple Run and I just had to bingo it. I mean, look at it! It’s got metal bits that are going to stab her if she leans over, that one pauldron that’s just kind of awkwardly sitting on her shoulder with no visible means of keeping there, the helmet that she can’t possibly see out of…
I gave it a question mark on the head protection because she does technically have a helmet, but I’m not sure how protective it actually is if she can’t see out of it. The question mark for side-boob is because I’m not sure if there’s enough to justify giving it a full X.
I’d count “No breast support” too, cause there’s no way she can move an inch without a boob spilling out of this thing.
~Ozzie
Drakensang
Originally found that lady on a web banner, but managed to get an un-cropped version of the pic, with other Drakensang characters for comparison.
There’s also a generic female archer in a green hood who can’t even hold a bow properly in the party! How original!
~Ozzie
edit: Due to scheduling mishap, the bingo was posted a day earlier. Sorry for the error!
Refreshingly honest marketing?
Though why they treat “leaves nothing to imagination” like a positive thing is a mystery.
~Ozzie
I want to say that it probably doesn’t contain anything from imagination either (seriously look how desolate and boring the landscape behind her is) but I’m pretty sure that outfit and anatomy have nothing to with reality.
– wincenworks