Also, as a reader, Ceithir, reminded us, our blog never featured this concept art from Metroid Fusion, which confirms that Zero Suit was never meant to involve impossibly high heeled footwear.
Also, as a reader, Ceithir, reminded us, our blog never featured this concept art from Metroid Fusion, which confirms that Zero Suit was never meant to involve impossibly high heeled footwear.
-“She chooses to dress that way!”
-“It’s fantasy, get over it!”
-“I’m a girl and it doesn’t bother me!”
-“You see from her lore she doesn’t need protection because as an all powerful being of magic she…”
-“Conan the barbarian!”
-“If you don’t like it make your own content!”
-“I guess nobody can be creative any more!”
-“She chooses to dress that way!”
-“It’s fantasy, get over it!”
-“I’m a girl and it doesn’t bother me!”
-“You see from her lore she doesn’t need protection because as an all powerful being of magic she…”
-“Conan the barbarian!”
-“If you don’t like it make your own content!”
-“I guess nobody can be creative any more!”
Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. Spandex and regular clothes can have some protective qualities but that’s not why superheroes wear spandex.
The thing with protection and in order to properly estimate how well something will protect you – you need to know what you’re protecting against. Depending on the hazard and the situation, a little cloth can work wonders.
Re-enforced clothes like Battle Dress Uniforms can protect against environmental hazards (such as thorn bushes, gravel, etc), light shrapnel, chemical agents, detection via infrared, low heat flames, etc. They won’t save your life immediately but they’ll protect against pain, shock and infections. But you’ll still want to wear armor over the top if you expect to get shot at.
Leather can be really protective (hence why it’s considered standard motorcycle gear) and also has potential for lots of re-enforcing. They’re expensive, but you can get bullet armor that will protect against the vast majority of pistols – and still look like an old school biker jacket.
Spandex and similar products are not particularly tough against say bullets, knives or fire. In fact the main thing it’s advertised as protection against is sunlight. Spandex-like wet suits are often made to protect against chill, wind, sun even being weighed down by water.
The reason that superheroes wear them is not for any protective quality but rather that they allowed artists to showcase the super heroes as having larger than life physiques and being demonstrations of perfection. While his physique doesn’t seem unattainable now, Superman started in 1938, and this is what a contestants in the 1953 Mr Universe competition looked like:
(If he looks familiar, it’s because he’s Sean Connery)
There’s also the matter that creators are often quite comfortable loading up heroes like Batman with so much armor that he needs servos to run and jump around, but heroines like Batgirl are always limited to what can show off her silhouette and show the exact shape of her boobs.
Designs don’t necessarily need to be protective, particularly if you’re selling a larger than life power fantasy – but it shouldn’t look like it’s a massive liability purely for the titillation of the people beyond the fourth wall (unless you’re doing some sort of erotic parody where that’s the point).
– wincenworks
Whywhywhywhywhy. Not only is scarlet witch the only half naked one, she’s also the smallest one in the shot, on the very right (most people are more likely to look to the left first rather than the right, statistically) and has a very unamused-looking expression
If only this was an anomoly and things like Captain Peggy Carter the standard… sadly…
so sexism and objectification aside, is there a drastic difference between the protection offered by, say, leather or normal cloth versus bare skin? obviously there are significant advantages in the case of armour, but i was wondering more about spandex-wearing superheroes. or is the spandex usually abnormally tough?
Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. Spandex and regular clothes can have some protective qualities but that’s not why superheroes wear spandex.
The thing with protection and in order to properly estimate how well something will protect you – you need to know what you’re protecting against. Depending on the hazard and the situation, a little cloth can work wonders.
Re-enforced clothes like Battle Dress Uniforms can protect against environmental hazards (such as thorn bushes, gravel, etc), light shrapnel, chemical agents, detection via infrared, low heat flames, etc. They won’t save your life immediately but they’ll protect against pain, shock and infections. But you’ll still want to wear armor over the top if you expect to get shot at.
Leather can be really protective (hence why it’s considered standard motorcycle gear) and also has potential for lots of re-enforcing. They’re expensive, but you can get bullet armor that will protect against the vast majority of pistols – and still look like an old school biker jacket.
Spandex and similar products are not particularly tough against say bullets, knives or fire. In fact the main thing it’s advertised as protection against is sunlight. Spandex-like wet suits are often made to protect against chill, wind, sun even being weighed down by water.
The reason that superheroes wear them is not for any protective quality but rather that they allowed artists to showcase the super heroes as having larger than life physiques and being demonstrations of perfection. While his physique doesn’t seem unattainable now, Superman started in 1938, and this is what a contestants in the 1953 Mr Universe competition looked like:
(If he looks familiar, it’s because he’s Sean Connery)
There’s also the matter that creators are often quite comfortable loading up heroes like Batman with so much armor that he needs servos to run and jump around, but heroines like Batgirl are always limited to what can show off her silhouette and show the exact shape of her boobs.
Designs don’t necessarily need to be protective, particularly if you’re selling a larger than life power fantasy – but it shouldn’t look like it’s a massive liability purely for the titillation of the people beyond the fourth wall (unless you’re doing some sort of erotic parody where that’s the point).
– wincenworks
Whywhywhywhywhy. Not only is scarlet witch the only half naked one, she’s also the smallest one in the shot, on the very right (most people are more likely to look to the left first rather than the right, statistically) and has a very unamused-looking expression
If only this was an anomoly and things like Captain Peggy Carter the standard… sadly…
