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So I was browsing Steam…

Liliana submitted:

And came upon this lady from Sacred 3:

Nevermind the awful anatomy, that’s some pretty good Bingo right there. But wait, it gets worse on Steam… because then I saw this game called “Dark Blood Online”, a F2P MMORPG (because there aren’t enough of those, apparently) featuring, ahem… this gem:

Yikes.

For fuck’s sake, can we at least keep that to shitty mobile knock-offs? ;_;

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The saddest part of this is while the original Sacred was so terrible it broke bingo, it seemed there was a faint hint of improvement.

Appearances can be deceiving.

– wincenworks

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rednosesho submitted:

Just a video poking fun at boobplates and such.

The potential disadvantages of the boobplate discussed from the point of view of the common sense.

Warning: this video is rather distracting at times 😉

~Ozzie

Video also emphasizes the importance of picking and combat technique that is practical for you as well as why you shouldn’t wear armor that sabotages your options.

– wincenworks

edit: The video isn’t available anymore 🙁

(Source: http://rednosesho.tumblr.com/)
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Knight’s Fable

lysander-gustav submitted:

There’s another MMO by the guys that did League of Angels — Knight’s Fable:  http://knight.gtarcade.com/ I have not seen a single reasonably-armored female character on their websites.  Behold!

Look at all those pointy bits.  Most of their advertizing involves the female characters, though there are guys.  Strangely, their armor and clothing offers full coverage.

Lastly, here is one of their actual advertizements on Facebook, un-cropped and unaltered.

Yep.  Makes me want to cheer.  How about you?

O_o I… have nothing to add. You probably said everything that needs to be said about this game already, lysander-gustav.

~Ozzie

Protip: If your default marketing idea is “A sexy woman in an improbable costume, but leave most of her fact out…”

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You may be super creepy.

– wincenworks

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Mathieu Cesar – “Vers l’infini et au-delà”

lafinjack submitted:

I just came across this, and I don’t even know. Literal boob and ass windows. (possibly NSFW)

WTF did I just watch? I’m guessing the ultimate proof that no matter how hard you try to pass something that ridiculous as “artsy” it doesn’t all of sudden stop being silly.

~Ozzie

Okay, look – there’s a right way and a wrong way to homage Metropolis.  This was definitely the wrong way.

(Apologies if it didn’t show first time you looked – for some reason Tumblr decided it wouldn’t show the video at first posting.  Bad Tumblr.)

– wincenworks

(Source: http://www.vimeo.com/)