Black Desert Online
@avatarwill113 submitted:
A Dark Knight from Black Desert Online. It’s so incredible generic and dreadful.
I do get the feeling that Black Desert Online crew does more research looking through Lady Gaga’s wardrobe than any textbook. Sadly this doesn’t make them unique in the slightest, just perhaps the most blatant. (x)
Of course, Lady Gaga is trying to get attention through some combination of shock and novelty, and is hopefully not expecting to get trapped in mortal combat at any moment.
– wincenworks
the-one-potato submitted (first image; bingo and other images added by Ozzie):
This is a Yu-Gi-Oh equipment spell card. It might give the wearer a big boost in their attach stats, but what it doesn’t say on the card is that the defense of the wearer will drop even more…
(Yu-gi-oh has lots of bad cards, it’d be a bad idea to send all of them your way, but this one is so BABD-appropriate, I couldn’t hell myself)
Seeing how bingo-qualifying this… thing is, I checked out what those harpy lady sisters who can be equipped with the “shield” look like… Let’s agree the anime didn’t disappoint my morbid curiosity. Also, apparently English version of the card censored out the protruding nipple spikes:
I didn’t cross out the “More advanced armor = skimpier”, cause the harpies seem to wear this spiky atrocity on top of their usual bodypaint “clothes”:
~Ozzie
@kimarous submitted (and Ozzie bingo’d):
Ai-yi-yi… found this monstrosity while exploring the Sacred 2 wiki: the High Elf’s “Frozen Gems” equipment set. Double bingo at least, maybe even a triple. Bottom two rows for sure.
I’m only surprised her buttcheeks are covered properly. Going by the rest of this design, battle thong should be a given.
~Ozzie
So Fire Emblem Heroes came out
@whereismywizardhat submitted:
And I was about to complement the game’s female protag, Sharena on her design
But then
You have this awesome design that you decided to add hotpants to.
And then, the designers took a cue from Fate / Grand Order to really go there
clothing damage
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(for reference: This is what her brother looks like in the same uniform)
I feel like the designers assumed that if they gave her some sort of lacey panties they felt like they’d get in trouble – so they instead gave her white hotpants so tight there’s cameltoe…. ‘cause that’s better.
And destroyable armor should, of course, be destroyed.
– wincenworks
