Nevermind the awful anatomy, that’s some pretty good Bingo right there. But wait, it gets worse on Steam… because then I saw this game called “Dark Blood Online”, a F2P MMORPG (because there aren’t enough of those, apparently) featuring, ahem… this gem:
Yikes.
For fuck’s sake, can we at least keep that to shitty mobile knock-offs? ;_;
There’s another MMO by the guys that did League of Angels — Knight’s Fable: http://knight.gtarcade.com/ I have not seen a single reasonably-armored female character on their websites. Behold!
Look at all those pointy bits. Most of their advertizing involves the female characters, though there are guys. Strangely, their armor and clothing offers full coverage.
Lastly, here is one of their actual advertizements on Facebook, un-cropped and unaltered.
Yep. Makes me want to cheer. How about you?
O_o I… have nothing to add. You probably said everything that needs to be said about this game already, lysander-gustav.
~Ozzie
Protip: If your default marketing idea is “A sexy woman in an improbable costume, but leave most of her fact out…”
