Started playing Gems of War, and its female outfit situation is pretty dreary.
My “favourites” are the Ice Witch’s floating boob cups and the armour-clad green hippo (Sunweaver) with the random boob window. Though the balloon-boobed snow leopard (Shadow-Hunter) looks pretty ridiculous too.
(The compliation images are all the female cards and armours in the game atm.)
It is kind of amazing to see the combination of cutesy text/markup, horrifying monsters and painfully generic sex-sells outfits that this product has apparently chosen to use.
It’s almost like their whole strategy is “copy a bunch of stuff popular people are doing and hope it sells”.
Started playing Gems of War, and its female outfit situation is pretty dreary.
My “favourites” are the Ice Witch’s floating boob cups and the armour-clad green hippo (Sunweaver) with the random boob window. Though the balloon-boobed snow leopard (Shadow-Hunter) looks pretty ridiculous too.
(The compliation images are all the female cards and armours in the game atm.)
It is kind of amazing to see the combination of cutesy text/markup, horrifying monsters and painfully generic sex-sells outfits that this product has apparently chosen to use.
It’s almost like their whole strategy is “copy a bunch of stuff popular people are doing and hope it sells”.
Hope nobody attacks your major arteries in your thighs and neck or decides to get at your heart. Good thing for that tiara though, forehead protection is really key.
The way Batman and Superman are looking at her – I can only assume they’re thinking the same thought:
“When this is over we need to get her a real costume.”
The absurdity of the entire situation is of course, compounded by the fact that after two minutes of trying to sell us supeheroes in a gritty world akin to our own – Wonder Woman drops in and tanks for the boys with her shield… because… comic books?
Hope nobody attacks your major arteries in your thighs and neck or decides to get at your heart. Good thing for that tiara though, forehead protection is really key.
The way Batman and Superman are looking at her – I can only assume they’re thinking the same thought:
“When this is over we need to get her a real costume.”
The absurdity of the entire situation is of course, compounded by the fact that after two minutes of trying to sell us supeheroes in a gritty world akin to our own – Wonder Woman drops in and tanks for the boys with her shield… because… comic books?
While some people are probably going to say it was the gameplay, or the performances, or the writing or other stuff that led to the Witcher 3 collecting the Game Awards’ Game of the Year – I think we all know what really won over the judges.
So the only real question is – how many future games will have the courage to boldly embrace male empowerment?
While some people are probably going to say it was the gameplay, or the performances, or the writing or other stuff that led to the Witcher 3 collecting the Game Awards’ Game of the Year – I think we all know what really won over the judges.
So the only real question is – how many future games will have the courage to boldly embrace male empowerment?
