DM: Your arrow glances off her armor. PC: What armor? This is a ‘medieval fantasy game’, her armor couldn’t possibly be more than a bikini! DM: NOT WHEN I DM IT ISN’T
TIME FOR MOTHER FUCKING BINGO THAT’S WHAT TIME IT IS!
WHO’S OUR FIRST FUCKING CONTESTANT? WELL WE GOT
THAT’S GODDAMN RIGHT. KILL LA FUCKING KILL. AND WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING? HOW ABOUT SOME FEMALE ARMOR BINGO!
WELP! THEY REALLY HIT THE GROUND RUNNING WITH EPISODE ONE! AND MIGHT I ADD THAT THEY’RE KILLIN’ IT OUT THERE WITH THAT HEAVY USE OF UNDERBOOB! I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHERE WE’LL GO NEXT! STAY TUNED FOR MORE!
Until next time
-Red Rover
What a perfect post to start Bingo Sundays with! Kill la Kill is an anime notorious for the costumes that seem to be made to combo-break the Female Armor Bingo.
For a more comprehensive look at Ryuko’s costume design, let’s have a peek at the official model sheet:
Seeing that I have to say that the OP, redrovershideaway, was VERY LENIENT towards this character when filling the bingo card and skipped many obvious squares, so let me propose a redux:
Who knew? It gave us a bingo and filled total 60% of the card. What a surprise, huh! 😉
I won’t pretend that the excessive T&A in some games don’t irk me at times, but it does make me all the more appreciative when female armor in video games aim to be a bit more classy.
These are some of the sexiest sets I could find. They’re sexy because they’re badass, and show a female game character doesn’t need an exposed thong to kick some serious ass. I mean, she can wear whatever she wants to kick ass, but we all know we don’t always have a choice, and you can’t deny it isn’t as practical.
The one thing I love about the Bioware RPG operas is you you can play the exact same character as a male or female. Despite how monotonous DAII’s environments and questline was, I enjoyed the game (to an extent). Female Hawke armor is exactly the same as the male Hawke armor, so there’s no debate as to whether they over-sexualized fem-Hawke. Also it’s sexy as hell – look at that badass armored-claw!
I’m a big fan of the armor sets in Diablo III altogether; they really touched down on the personality of each class. The Monk has to be one of the most durable classes in the game, and their armor may be the most elegant. Again, the armor seems practical, doesn’t stray too far from the male version by adding extra boobage, and even looks comfortable!
The only other time you see Aela’s armor in a non-modded game of Skyrim is on any female draugr crawling around in acient tombs peppered around the map. It’s got this amazingly ancient style to it, and I love how she finishes the set off with some gritty warpaint. I always wondered how she stays warm on cold nights in Skyrim, but if you become a member of the Companions, you’ll find out.
I don’t think female dwarves get enough recognition as to just how unbelievably badass they are. They’re generally the lowest played races in most MMO’s, but can rock that heavy armor just as well as a male dwarf. I think the only reason I’d generally play a male dwarf over a female, is females don’t have beards. Slap a fancy, glittery beard on a fem-dwarf, and I’m good to go. High-level Ironbreaker gear in particular is so intricate and decorated, there’s no denying she looks freakin’ fabulous.
I know, I know, I love these guys. The unique thing about their cultural armor, is it’s a PART of them. There’s something so whimsical about sprouting your own armor…I had a hard time picking just one type to show off, so here’s a medley! I know some in the picture are male butwhatchugonnado?
Photo reply is on :p. What are your favourites?
I made it myself! Components include the hearts of my defeated foes!
– wincenworks
Not particularly refined design-wise, but I have just sheer appreciation for complete gender-neutrality of this armor.
