The hilarious front line in the tragic war against ridiculous female armor
The new Warborn race from ArcheAge’s most recent update
File under:Ridiculous differences between genders in fantasy game races
Imagine how great these designs could be if “interesting” was a higher priority on female character design than “have as much tiddy hanging out as possible”
Instead, we get a continued effort to subvert the satirical value of Oglaf.
– wincenworks
The anatomy tips in this book may or may not be any good, but personally I have limited trust for people who promote their artist advice books with generic bingo-scoring bikini armor ladies.
~Ozzie
Okay, so technically Alma’s look is a “form” from Ninja Gaiden but I’m going to count it as armor because well it’s apparently an artificial look designed for battle and well once you beat her enough it does change and then, after more beating, it kind of melts off her as seen in this heart touching moment with her sister Rachel.
Butt shot included because it is literally how this character is pitched in the marketing materials for this game.
– wincenworks
So, while Valve itself has a pretty good track record for female characters such as Chell and Alyx Vance… it seems when allowing others to use the Counter-Strike And apparently it gets worse once you start playing:
This is from the publisher that brought us Vindictus, Ghost in the Shell: First Assault and Riders of Icarus so it’s not a really that surprising. Though what continually surprises me is that the same publishers also produce the rather excellent Dirty Bomb.
– wincenworks
So, it seems the line of games that pitch themselves as icons of double standards with bikini armor that you don’t actually have to play (hurray?) we have Dungeon Rush… which seems an odd name for a game where the primary mechanic is wait.
Also I can’t be the only one who sees tiny throwing knives like that and immediately puzzles over whether they’re poisoned or not…
– wincenworks
Zgirls is a strange game that can’t decide whether it’s supposed to be an tactical army builder or an unlicensed ripoff of High School of Dead (renown for it’s supersonic boobs scene – nsfw video here)
Indeed it seems the only thing is sure of is that during a zombie apocalypse the vast majority of women would customize through clothes to present their boobs as aggressively as possible.
– wincenworks
