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The Muscle Cuirass is truly an amazing type of artifact, not only for it’s direct comic potential but for the comedy of when apologists present it as their entire case for bikini armor being “historically accurate”.

Personally I think the best part about it is that nobody can actually prove this comic isn’t historically accurate – we know almost nothing about muscle cuirasses outside of ceremonial attire and can’t confirm anything about them being used or not being used on the battlefield.

One thing we do know though, is that the cultures that produced them were not adverse to nudity and not shy, so if they wanted to go full fabulous sexyempowering armor they would have.

– wincenworks

Pocket Masters

So, remember that time we proclaimed Pokemon isn’t legible franchise to talk about on BABD?

Someone who seems totally unafraid of Nintendo’s legal team decided to change it with “Pocket Masters”, a game that totally isn’t infringing on anyone’s intellectual property.

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@foldablehuman directed us at this shameless attempt at passing Pokemon gijinka as a base for a completely new, definitely creative and not illegal game. Behold the glory od Sandrew and Golbart (original characters, do not steal!):

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~Ozzie

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Yeah… oh and in case you were wondering why someone would do this:

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– wincenworks

Pocket Masters

So, remember that time we proclaimed Pokemon isn’t legible franchise to talk about on BABD?

Someone who seems totally unafraid of Nintendo’s legal team decided to change it with “Pocket Masters”, a game that totally isn’t infringing on anyone’s intellectual property.

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@foldablehuman directed us at this shameless attempt at passing Pokemon gijinka as a base for a completely new, definitely creative and not illegal game. Behold the glory od Sandrew and Golbart (original characters, do not steal!):

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~Ozzie

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Yeah… oh and in case you were wondering why someone would do this:

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– wincenworks

The Female Knight, of “that’s now how you breathe” fame, who is but one of many female characters who seem to exist purely for the purpose of promoting Legend Knight… or buttons thereof.

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I have to say that upon researching this, I am more puzzled than ever as to what Proficient City are supposedly proficient at.  It’s certainly not character design, creativity or web design (to promote a browser based game)…

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So yeah, when you rely on sex to sell your game – this is the company you keep: Productions that are so incompetently presented they have literally no other option available.

– wincenworks

The Female Knight, of “that’s now how you breathe” fame, who is but one of many female characters who seem to exist purely for the purpose of promoting Legend Knight… or buttons thereof.

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I have to say that upon researching this, I am more puzzled than ever as to what Proficient City are supposedly proficient at.  It’s certainly not character design, creativity or web design (to promote a browser based game)…

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So yeah, when you rely on sex to sell your game – this is the company you keep: Productions that are so incompetently presented they have literally no other option available.

– wincenworks