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Dead or Alive 5: Last Round is getting a new character from Samurai Warriors

The part I find saddest about this, amazingly, is not that even Naotora Ii seems to realize how tacky these outfits are (based off her expression in the last image).  

It’s that people from both the Dead or Alive and the Samurai Warriors team seem to think these costumes are clever and a good idea.  That’s two teams of decision makers seem to think that these are a way to stand out and be unique.

Only three months after Soul Calibur: Lost Swords closed down, and as terrible, ridiculous and horrifying as their outfits were – at least they were being innovative in their quest for terrible costume ideas.

– wincenworks

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“Mission Impossible meets Grimm Fairy Tales in this new intense spy mini-series from Zenescope!”

The cleavage flaunting catsuit (how with hood option?) is pretty much a standard in the espionage and heist genres… but it seems Zenescope has decided that not only are they going to be an exciting and unique way to market their pulp… but what people want are sexed version of the Queen’s Guard.

Of course, they’re not the first ones to come up with idea.  The French cabaret club Crazy Horse has had a Queen’s Guard themed act for years, only their act is actually a homage to the discipline of those troops… not a generic pinup with a fuzzy hat and a red top.

This is supposed to be a spy story so… am I supposed to believe that’s going to a disguise that she uses?  I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know.

– wincenworks