@whereismywizardhat​ submitted:

Thanks Trigger!

From Space Patrol Luluco, this is the lead’s mother Lalaco.

Very maternal

Magical hiding nipples and a thong that I can’t even image how it would stay in place… I’m really baffled as to how the people who signed off on this think clothes would work.

– wincenworks

ayellowbirds:

pixiebutterandjelly:

Why is it always the woman wgo “wears the form fitting armor because she is more dexterous”

And the guy is in a huge hulkling piece of armor.

Give me woman in rediculous ornamental armor with with a hammer whos smashy bit is is bigger than her head.

And give me a lightly armored male rogue who is flexible always manages to dodge at the last moment….

Actually screw the guy. Make them both women. And they are a couple.

give me a polyamorous group of women in huge bulky armor. Polyarmorous.

Give me a whole knightly order of awesome paladins who are all girlfriends with each other and wear armor that, like real-life armor did, basically makes them into walking tanks.

– wincenworks

(edit: Slightly corrected image)

ayellowbirds:

pixiebutterandjelly:

Why is it always the woman wgo “wears the form fitting armor because she is more dexterous”

And the guy is in a huge hulkling piece of armor.

Give me woman in rediculous ornamental armor with with a hammer whos smashy bit is is bigger than her head.

And give me a lightly armored male rogue who is flexible always manages to dodge at the last moment….

Actually screw the guy. Make them both women. And they are a couple.

give me a polyamorous group of women in huge bulky armor. Polyarmorous.

Give me a whole knightly order of awesome paladins who are all girlfriends with each other and wear armor that, like real-life armor did, basically makes them into walking tanks.

– wincenworks

(edit: Slightly corrected image)

@0verlow submitted:

So today while I did the rare thing of looking my twitter from mobile, the application promoted this game Dragon Breaker to me (play store link) I can’t even understand that one girls not even bikini “plate” and certainly I don’t even want to know how it attaches. Also when in curiosity I went to look at the games website. I fond many other, almost as ridiculously pathetic, tries at female armour, and every men having proper clothing/armour.

While there definitely seems to be an overlap with bikini armor and creative bankruptcy – I’m really kind of amazed that there was someone out there who went “You know what’s wrong with Warrior Princess Solange’s design? Not enough armor on her arms or legs. I bet if we make a version with bigger gauntlets and leg armor it’ll seem totally viable!”

– wincenworks

werewolfwaifu:

kairillia:

pixelreblags:

tardisinthetimewarp:

banananutcraycray:

misswompler:

westerninfluence:

glassescat:

OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND 

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

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WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT

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OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT

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This is the Alexander Henry Pin-Up collection – and they are all fucking amazing!

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OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”

I had an older man come into the fabric store that I used to work in and dropped 3 bolts of the firefighter one on my counter and said, “I need this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with it, but I need it.” a man behind him then yelled, “Pyjamas!” and the first man said, “My husband recommends pyjamas.” 

omfg

I don’t know how, I don’t know where, but I will find this fabric.

I work at Joann’s Fabric and we carry some in stores and online. My boss says around Christmas and Halloween we get things like sexy Santa’s helpers and sexy Devils, and I’ve definitely seen firefighters.

Apparently, she’s made curtains of the firefighters for her crafts room.

Also, someone get @bikiniarmorbattledamage on this!

There’s a wider selection of the fabric here, though strangely every place that stocks it seems to think that it’s just for quilts, home decor, bags and maybe a t-shirt.  Personally I think we’re missing the true potential here.

So hear me out:

Tuxedos.

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Is the world ready for this much manliness? There’s only one way to find out.

– wincenworks

I’d note that this fabric collection also comes with many traditional female pinups, so in that perspective it’s a breath of fresh air to see how they cared to cater to people with different tastes in sexy.

~Ozzie

werewolfwaifu:

kairillia:

pixelreblags:

tardisinthetimewarp:

banananutcraycray:

misswompler:

westerninfluence:

glassescat:

OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND 

image

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

image

WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT

image

OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT

image

This is the Alexander Henry Pin-Up collection – and they are all fucking amazing!

image

 

image

 

image

OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”

I had an older man come into the fabric store that I used to work in and dropped 3 bolts of the firefighter one on my counter and said, “I need this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with it, but I need it.” a man behind him then yelled, “Pyjamas!” and the first man said, “My husband recommends pyjamas.” 

omfg

I don’t know how, I don’t know where, but I will find this fabric.

I work at Joann’s Fabric and we carry some in stores and online. My boss says around Christmas and Halloween we get things like sexy Santa’s helpers and sexy Devils, and I’ve definitely seen firefighters.

Apparently, she’s made curtains of the firefighters for her crafts room.

Also, someone get @bikiniarmorbattledamage on this!

There’s a wider selection of the fabric here, though strangely every place that stocks it seems to think that it’s just for quilts, home decor, bags and maybe a t-shirt.  Personally I think we’re missing the true potential here.

So hear me out:

Tuxedos.

image

Is the world ready for this much manliness? There’s only one way to find out.

– wincenworks

I’d note that this fabric collection also comes with many traditional female pinups, so in that perspective it’s a breath of fresh air to see how they cared to cater to people with different tastes in sexy.

~Ozzie