If only the developers of these games were as socially aware as Epic NPC Man, they might avoid forcing him to hand out well… that.

At least he tried to avoid the embarrassing situation, which is more than we can say for so many developers with “fresh” ideas.

– wincenworks

On the topic of fantasy ball games… yes that’s what these are supposed to be figures for – including the strange fantasy mech that has wood boobs.

Personally I love how they’re very concerned about the safety of shoulders… kind of.  Like they don’t want enough protection to help, but they want enough you hit something other than the lady’s shoulder.

– wincenworks

emissaryofwind:

@bikiniarmorbattledamage

These are only a few of the armor designs for the MMORPG BLESS Online. As you can see, quality varies wildly between designs. It’s worth noting that these are all from the “Heavy Armor” category, so designers obviously thought they gave similar protection to the wearer. There are much worse ones that can all be seen here. I’m sad to see these cool, creative, protective designs side by side with boring objectifying bikini armor. At least they all have decent helmets.

The part I find most striking is that the bikini armor outfits look so uninspired from the front due to the use of “windows” to show off flesh.

Especially when juxtaposed with the more practical designs it really does look like they did a bunch of regular designs then had Creepy Marketing Guy come along and red line it where he wanted to put bits on display.

Sadly, it seems that this was not limited to the fronts of the outfits:

– wincenworks