@kimarous submitted (and Ozzie bingo’d):
Ai-yi-yi… found this monstrosity while exploring the Sacred 2 wiki: the High Elf’s “Frozen Gems” equipment set. Double bingo at least, maybe even a triple. Bottom two rows for sure.

I’m only surprised her buttcheeks are covered properly. Going by the rest of this design, battle thong should be a given.
~Ozzie
U know that shitty anime girl armor?
yeah…
Expect more cause I’m drawing more.
Reinhardt in Symmetra’s costume just looks cool. Reinhardt in D.Va-style bodypaint suit? Sexy.
Reinhardt in a custom-made bikini armor? EMPOWERED!
Please tag us if you draw more men in shmexy armor, @thatoneweirdooverthere! We’re all for promoting male empowerment.
~Ozzie
As you can see, some of the details are a little unclear based off this promo art, I guess I’ll have to look at the in game sprite…

Oh…
– wincenworks
Strangely this game doesn’t try to connect itself to the much more honest Sakura Clicker. In this case it’s unclear whether this game is intended to be played with one hand free since the reviews seem to suggest that the gameplay is kind of a mess (to put it politely).
I couldn’t bring myself to defile my PC by installing it.
– wincenworks