I decided to do the bingo for one of your recent posts. Honestly, this is baffling, and I’m not surprised that she got a bingo. I don’t know how you run this blog without having a constant migraine. Does this count as more advanced armor= skimpier? That would be two bingos.
It’s kind of hard to tell if the more advanced = skimpier option applies because well, upgrading this unit briefly shifts her into a corset and short shorts:
But upgrading her again… moves her back into pretty much the exact same outfit:
Only with like, scary red eyes…. be afraid… maybe? Much creative.
Wait, is that a pec window on a male character I see in another ad?
I’d probably be more excited if he was posed as weirdly as the lady next to him… who also has way more improbable skin windows in her “armor”. I wouldn’t even know where to begin bingoing her.
i was just trying to watch adventure time and this banner ad happened. i mean, ignore for a second that she’s about to get gored by that thing behind her thanks to the designers’ choice of her attire her choice of attire, but who detached her arm from her body and why is it made of putty
Amazingly this game seems to have set applying awkward double standards as a higher priority than selling a game. I mean, there’s the usual boob window bait:
But then every class has this set up where there’s a man pose and a lady pose, apparently just to make sure you don’t get confused. But really, I think it’s best summed up with this promo wallpaper:
Hope nobody attacks your major arteries in your thighs and neck or decides to get at your heart. Good thing for that tiara though, forehead protection is really key.
The way Batman and Superman are looking at her – I can only assume they’re thinking the same thought:
“When this is over we need to get her a real costume.”
The absurdity of the entire situation is of course, compounded by the fact that after two minutes of trying to sell us supeheroes in a gritty world akin to our own – Wonder Woman drops in and tanks for the boys with her shield… because… comic books?
Hope nobody attacks your major arteries in your thighs and neck or decides to get at your heart. Good thing for that tiara though, forehead protection is really key.
The way Batman and Superman are looking at her – I can only assume they’re thinking the same thought:
“When this is over we need to get her a real costume.”
The absurdity of the entire situation is of course, compounded by the fact that after two minutes of trying to sell us supeheroes in a gritty world akin to our own – Wonder Woman drops in and tanks for the boys with her shield… because… comic books?
