The hilarious front line in the tragic war against ridiculous female armor
We get requests regarding some topics that we covered a while ago. Whenever possible we try to tag posts so that it’ll be easy to find topics. Here’s a few we’ve had recently:
We appreciate your enthusiasm, but due to the way Tumblr manages shared blogs it’s just not really workable to reply to these asks without creating confusion for us or others.
– wincenworks
We get requests regarding some topics that we covered a while ago. Whenever possible we try to tag posts so that it’ll be easy to find topics. Here’s a few we’ve had recently:
We appreciate your enthusiasm, but due to the way Tumblr manages shared blogs it’s just not really workable to reply to these asks without creating confusion for us or others.
– wincenworks
You would think that since they love bikini babes so much the people at Isle Squared Comics would notice that the market is flooded already and perhaps they should try putting the interesting/unique things in the centre front of the images… instead of in the back or awkwardly placed in a corner.
– wincenworks
Lucas submitted:
http://www.nintendo.co.jp/3ds/bfwj/character/index.html
There are a lot of “strong female characters” there, even our old friend Camilla and some others!
This last is so absurd i have no idea what class she is supposed to be. Maybe it’s a new class called “Bikini Knight”?
I am a long time fire emblem fan you know? I used to waste hours on the GBA ones. I try really hard to tell my friends that Fire Emblem is a serious strategy game and not a waifu dating sim, but they always laugh at my face and call me a pevert.I don’t think i am going to buy this game anymore…
Thank you for the submission, we appreciate the commentary (I especially enjoy the waifu simulator comparison).
If I didn’t know better, I’d probably assume this IS just some “knight”-themed porny visual novel/dating sim akin to Sakura Fantasy, not some high fantasy strategy adventure game from a long-standing franchise.
Still, you forgot to mention one very important thing:
There’s literally a phallic object sticking out from between Camilla’s boobs!
THERE’S LITERALLY A PHALLIC OBJECT STICKING out FROM BETWEEN CAMILLA’S BOOBS!
THERE’S. LITERALLY. A. PHALLIC. OBJECT. STICKING. OUT. FROM BETWEEN. CAMILLA’S. BOOBS.
…is it supposed to be related to that cleavage-seatbelt we noticed in her before?
~Ozzie
I’m beginning to think that the cleavage-seatbelt was inspired more by tentacles than armor.
– wincenworks
Edit: We’ve been informed that the object between Camilla’s boobs IS indeed her boob belt, just drawn incompetently for that angle. It wouldn’t even occur to me, considering perspective on other parts of character are okay in this image.
~Ozzie
Lucas submitted:
http://www.nintendo.co.jp/3ds/bfwj/character/index.html
There are a lot of “strong female characters” there, even our old friend Camilla and some others!
This last is so absurd i have no idea what class she is supposed to be. Maybe it’s a new class called “Bikini Knight”?
I am a long time fire emblem fan you know? I used to waste hours on the GBA ones. I try really hard to tell my friends that Fire Emblem is a serious strategy game and not a waifu dating sim, but they always laugh at my face and call me a pevert.
I don’t think i am going to buy this game anymore…
Thank you for the submission, we appreciate the commentary (I especially enjoy the waifu simulator comparison).
If I didn’t know better, I’d probably assume this IS just some “knight”-themed porny visual novel/dating sim akin to Sakura Fantasy, not some high fantasy strategy adventure game from a long-standing franchise.
Still, you forgot to mention one very important thing:
There’s literally a phallic object sticking out from between Camilla’s boobs!
THERE’S LITERALLY A PHALLIC OBJECT STICKING out FROM BETWEEN CAMILLA’S BOOBS!
THERE’S. LITERALLY. A. PHALLIC. OBJECT. STICKING. OUT. FROM BETWEEN. CAMILLA’S. BOOBS.
…is it supposed to be related to that cleavage-seatbelt we noticed in her before?
~Ozzie
I’m beginning to think that the cleavage-seatbelt was inspired more by tentacles than armor.
– wincenworks
Edit: We’ve been informed that the object between Camilla’s boobs IS indeed her boob belt, just drawn incompetently for that angle. It wouldn’t even occur to me, considering perspective on other parts of character are okay in this image.
~Ozzie
