bikiniarmorbattledamage:

eschergirls:

costumecommunityservice:

Hello, dear friends. It certainly has been a while. I haven’t had a lot of time lately to be angry about costume things. But today, I found the time to get very mad about how terribly misunderstood boobs are, and how misrepresented the relationship between boobs and the people who have them is, especially by people who would design characters with boobs for video games.

So here is my attempt at explaining a few facets of the relationship between a person, their boobs, and clothes. Because like with any external, protruding organ (AHEM), barring some rare circumstances and exceptions (like red carpet events), you’d rather not spend the day constantly aware of its presence.

Okay here’s the revised version of the post about breasts and creating costumes that would be practical for a person with breasts doing rigorous video game actiony things.  The OP changed some stuff to make clearer what they meant (there were some misconceptions, including that they were saying the breast shapes of the 3 images below were unrealistic when they were talking about the impracticality of the outfits for sustained physical activity) and I removed the old post on their request. 🙂

Reblogging again for anybody this might be useful for.

A little bit off-topic, but still relevant in many cases this blog discusses.

If we add ignorance of how boobs work to ignorance of how clothes made of metal work, the result very often is boobplate, very often with added ‘benefit’ of being unprobably skin-tight.

If this tutorial have been up earlier I would have linked it in my requested critique. What a handy guide!

Reblogging again for the revised version. Old post deleted already.

Speaking of ligerie, corsets and the way they interact with boobs and laws of physics, here’s a throwback relevant to the topic.

Sadly, all this basic info and reference seems to elude many artists, which often results in things like that:

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[x] [x]

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[x] [x] [x]

[x] [x] [x]

[x] [x] [x]

To put it simply, @boobsdontworkthatway!

~Ozzie

Also related: @yanavaseva‘s guide to ridiculous boob armor tropes

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

eschergirls:

costumecommunityservice:

Hello, dear friends. It certainly has been a while. I haven’t had a lot of time lately to be angry about costume things. But today, I found the time to get very mad about how terribly misunderstood boobs are, and how misrepresented the relationship between boobs and the people who have them is, especially by people who would design characters with boobs for video games.

So here is my attempt at explaining a few facets of the relationship between a person, their boobs, and clothes. Because like with any external, protruding organ (AHEM), barring some rare circumstances and exceptions (like red carpet events), you’d rather not spend the day constantly aware of its presence.

Okay here’s the revised version of the post about breasts and creating costumes that would be practical for a person with breasts doing rigorous video game actiony things.  The OP changed some stuff to make clearer what they meant (there were some misconceptions, including that they were saying the breast shapes of the 3 images below were unrealistic when they were talking about the impracticality of the outfits for sustained physical activity) and I removed the old post on their request. 🙂

Reblogging again for anybody this might be useful for.

A little bit off-topic, but still relevant in many cases this blog discusses.

If we add ignorance of how boobs work to ignorance of how clothes made of metal work, the result very often is boobplate, very often with added ‘benefit’ of being unprobably skin-tight.

If this tutorial have been up earlier I would have linked it in my requested critique. What a handy guide!

Reblogging again for the revised version. Old post deleted already.

Speaking of ligerie, corsets and the way they interact with boobs and laws of physics, here’s a throwback relevant to the topic.

Sadly, all this basic info and reference seems to elude many artists, which often results in things like that:

image

[x] [x]

[x]

[x] [x] [x]

[x] [x] [x]

[x] [x] [x]

To put it simply, @boobsdontworkthatway!

~Ozzie

Also related: @yanavaseva‘s guide to ridiculous boob armor tropes

mapleflavoreddice:

“He knows how to design female armour because he spent years studying corsetry and lingerie.”

Me:

The scariest part of this is that so many of these concept artists who seem to “study” corsetry lingerie tend to overlook some basic details about the universal design principles:

  • Boobs are not excluded from physics, especially gravity
  • Lingerie is not generally held on by superglue
  • Women need to breathe and need internal organs
  • Different materials have different qualities, you can’t swap out silk or soft leather for steel in… sensitive areas

So yeah… horrifying as it is, studying corsetry and lingerie would actually be a step forward in many cases.

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– wincenworks

mapleflavoreddice:

“He knows how to design female armour because he spent years studying corsetry and lingerie.”

Me:

The scariest part of this is that so many of these concept artists who seem to “study” corsetry lingerie tend to overlook some basic details about the universal design principles:

  • Boobs are not excluded from physics, especially gravity
  • Lingerie is not generally held on by superglue
  • Women need to breathe and need internal organs
  • Different materials have different qualities, you can’t swap out silk or soft leather for steel in… sensitive areas

So yeah… horrifying as it is, studying corsetry and lingerie would actually be a step forward in many cases.

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– wincenworks

So yeah… Heroes of Order and Chaos is kind of interesting in that it’s very adamant that it’s the first MOBA on smartphone… and yet seems to be the most generic MOBA thought up by copying other MOBAs ads:

So naturally the most important design aspects for the female characters are boobs, legs, boobs, sameface, boobs and um… hair.

– wincenworks

Image Comics is really turning into that awkward old person who tries to pretend they know what the kids want – and it’s all conveniently what they used to do when they were a kid.

Can you guess what this comic is about based off the these two covers? Or even this one on the first issue?

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I read the summaries for the third and fourth issues, then ended up having to Google. (x)

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If these are supposed to be all inspired by video games then why does everyone look like a left-over 90s super hero design? Complete with ridiculous outfits to highlight boobs.

– wincenworks

Tidy Up Tuesday #25


Offworld is running a Kickstarter to publish a collection of writings about video games.    


Steam is having a huge sale to celebrate Lunar New Year. We recommend it as a perfect time to look up a game or two from our curator list.


If you want to submit your art as a positive example and/or a parody of the bikini armor concept, no need to ask for permission. Submit away 🙂


In the same vein, an always-convenient way to direct us at something we didn’t have on the blog before is to put a link in a submission.


Addressed before:


– wincenworks & ~Ozzie

Tidy Up Tuesday #25


Offworld is running a Kickstarter to publish a collection of writings about video games.    


Steam is having a huge sale to celebrate Lunar New Year. We recommend it as a perfect time to look up a game or two from our curator list.


If you want to submit your art as a positive example and/or a parody of the bikini armor concept, no need to ask for permission. Submit away 🙂


In the same vein, an always-convenient way to direct us at something we didn’t have on the blog before is to put a link in a submission.


Addressed before:


– wincenworks & ~Ozzie