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On the topic of fantasy ball games… yes that’s what these are supposed to be figures for – including the strange fantasy mech that has wood boobs.
Personally I love how they’re very concerned about the safety of shoulders… kind of. Like they don’t want enough protection to help, but they want enough you hit something other than the lady’s shoulder.
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“Blood soaked grass is the telltale sign that a game of Kaosball has been played. From the bone crunching tackles, head smashing blocks, and outright murder of the other team to the fast paced passing and high scoring strategies, Kaosball is the ultimate sports fantasy game of total domination! Play as one of the great pop culture and fantasy themed teams in this crazy mix of football, rugby-style passing finesse, magic, bone crunching action and deadly area control scoring!”
I feel that their specific interpretation of some of the pop culture and fantasy tropes means some of these players are at a very distinct disadvantage and woefully unprepared for an ultra-violent ball game.
I also feel this has reached peak “not quite steampunk”
So naturally I remembered that certain subset of the Sisters of Battle, the Sisters Repentia, are overdue for a bingo! And for those worried about how armor wouldn’t match the fluff behind them, don’t worry – neither does the bondage gear.
Also, if you’re concerned that this is one isolated nitpick… don’t worry there is a vast plethora of issues that can be raised to highlight how the Sisters of Battle are not treated equally with Space Marines (and there’d still be good arguments for female space marines even if they did).
I started poking through the various links, ‘cause hey, shiny new almost!40k minis, what’s not to like?
My god.
So, Wargamer Exclusive offers minis of the Sisters of Battle. I love the Sororitas, and was curious what they’d have. Oh, look! They have a Sororitas with two chainswords! This’ll be badass!
As it turns out, asses are involved. Just not in the way I’d hoped.
That’s not a Repenta. I checked. That’s being sold as a standard Sister of Battle.
I respectfully submit two observations.
1. That is not a Sister of Battle. That is Slaaneshi cultist, dressing up as a SoB, either for giggles, or in an attempt to infiltrate the ranks of the actual Sororitas.
2. She’s not wearing pants. That’s an anal hook. The Daughters of the Emperor do not wear anal hooks as part of their standard wargear and I cannot fucking believe I just typed that sentence.
So, ladies and gentlemen – what the everloving fuck is this?
Apparently someone out there has even less understanding for Sisters of Battle than Game Workshop does… That’s a new record.
~Ozzie
Also apparently someone who hasn’t had the talk about when it is and isn’t appropriate to share your kinks.
I started poking through the various links, ‘cause hey, shiny new almost!40k minis, what’s not to like?
My god.
So, Wargamer Exclusive offers minis of the Sisters of Battle. I love the Sororitas, and was curious what they’d have. Oh, look! They have a Sororitas with two chainswords! This’ll be badass!
As it turns out, asses are involved. Just not in the way I’d hoped.
That’s not a Repenta. I checked. That’s being sold as a standard Sister of Battle.
I respectfully submit two observations.
1. That is not a Sister of Battle. That is Slaaneshi cultist, dressing up as a SoB, either for giggles, or in an attempt to infiltrate the ranks of the actual Sororitas.
2. She’s not wearing pants. That’s an anal hook. The Daughters of the Emperor do not wear anal hooks as part of their standard wargear and I cannot fucking believe I just typed that sentence.
So, ladies and gentlemen – what the everloving fuck is this?
Apparently someone out there has even less understanding for Sisters of Battle than Game Workshop does… That’s a new record.
~Ozzie
Also apparently someone who hasn’t had the talk about when it is and isn’t appropriate to share your kinks.
