We’ve had a few people drop us mentions of this video from Sword of Chaos, but were never able to find it – turns out it’s unlisted but now thanks to @clreemurr we have the video and can compare it directly to the original to confirm that the outfits are so ridiculous they look more believable as porn.

You can see the “spicy” version is shorter because they edited out all the shots where it’d be blatantly obvious they’re pixelating boob armor instead of boobs.

Now I wanted to make a joke claiming that they stole this idea from from me, but given that we know they already that they stole fan art of other companies’ characters for their promotions, I’m not entirely sure it’d be a joke.  

I mean is there any way this (apparently well funded) production can get any more ridiculous…

This is why we can’t have nice things.

– wincenworks

@i-might-be-a-nerd submitted:

Watch. Just… Watch. This is actually painful. I came across this on a game with ads… Blah!

So the amazingly insecure “sexiest RPG ever” has an amazingly terrible trailer… but personally what I find most baffling is the blurb:

Sword of Chaos combines the elements of fatal attraction and chaotic violence into a unique and astonishing visual feast. Immerse yourself in a world of violence and unleash your inner wildness. Sensing, Tasting, Hacking, Slashing and Fighting dominate your every move, as you fight to destroy all that stands before you!“

And here I thought that Fallout 4 was the only RPG with cannibalism being released this year. Of course, that’s not surprising given how truly creative and original this production is.

And apparently no expense has been spared regarding quality either…

I’m really hoping that mainstream games will start to notice this trend and be inspired to distance themselves from it bikini armor.

– wincenworks

@millatheshieldmaiden submitted:

Has this been submitted yet?

No, no it had not.  I have to say, I really find it amusing that when you have a controlled marketplace like the iStore or Android Shop, people always seem to interpret this as a challenge and try to claim they’re pushing the limit of… what people aren’t there looking for (because it’s not sold there).

Can you imagine this mentality applied in other ways? “The most violent comic in romance anthology!” “The most text heavy movie on DVD!”

The lack of faith this conveys in the quality of their RPG as an RPG is simply breathtaking.

– wincenworks