Thanks joabobs for for the tip about Legacy of Discord. I was having fun with this bingo (picked out of several different options that were equally generic and lingerie-y) but then I found this image and I died a little more inside:

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I mean, besides the hilariously obvious double standard, that… whatever it is she’s wearing is so uninspired, and the messy rendering makes me think they spent an entire 25 minutes on it because Creepy Marketing Guy wanted a Hot Chick™ on the advertisement. Her giant hat is the coolest thing about her design, but even that isn’t done well. Compare her to the guy on the right, who has what looks like a literal bear trap on his armor. I want one of those! (Also the shape language on him is just a lot clearer.)

I got distracted from the original point of this post, but do I really need to say more about Ms. Furious Wings up there besides Kerrigan Lingerie Victoria’s Secret Angel?

-Icy

Not a very impressive bingo, considering this “armor” seems to be mostly covering and even includes pants (such a rare feat!), but there are a couple things making up for it:

  • How absurdly overdesigned it is, to the point that it’s hard to make out what is what. Especially with all the random elements and blue light effects floating everywhere.
  • The description: “The master of Frost, holy and sexy, dominate the battlefield with powerful magical mirror!”

HOLY AND SEXY, you guys! Whoever is Legacy of Discord’s copy writer, they should get a raise just for that spurt of “creativity”.

~Ozzie

Maybe their shaders glitched out as they were taking these screenshots. She looks more like the master of Headaches.

-Icy