The hilarious front line in the tragic war against ridiculous female armor
My friend joked that my oc wasn’t ladylike enough for my fantasy story
and i said umm okay i got this
perfect
ah yes of course
Definite improvement, but you forgot about the long, luscious grabbable hair… And maybe some more cleavage 😉
Thanks to resapproves for showing this to us! 😀
~Ozzie
dtk-newsandviews submitted to bikiniarmorbattledamage:
This glorious bit of male armor from RUMMY ticks a few boxes in the bingo card. I’m not sure what keeps the belts covering his nipples in place – maybe just loads of hope (and a bit of superglue).Its a shame he isn’t looking back over his shoulder with his butt sticking wayyy out!
If the image isn’t showing up here’s the direct link.
Takes more than just lack of shirt to be a sexy male warrior… and whatever it is, this guy Zoah has it! Kratos and Conan can hide before his empowerment!
Moar please!
~Ozzie
edit: We’ve been informed that this character is Zoah from the game Chrono Cross. Post and tags edited accordingly.
Well I think there should be boobs. You guys’ won’t see a dime out of me unless you publish this character exactly as it is, right now!
A frighteningly accurate portrayal of the Creepy Executive Guy, Creepy Marketing Guy’s close companion. When any of them is on board, this is how creative process at studios seems to work.
~Ozzie
